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    Thursday, July 30th, 2009
    8:00 pm
    [Alex]

    Knight in shining armor, or liberated house elf?

    [Iris]

    If a certain gentleman wished to pay his respects to you during the masquerade ball, is there any way he might be able to recognize you? All hints will be kept strictly confidential. This is probably where you tell me I'm spoiling all the fun and will have to guess, but I had to try.
    Saturday, July 25th, 2009
    8:25 pm
    [Prefects]

    Is Bernie's Blow-Up Bang-Blasting Bubblegum on the restricted list, or just frowned upon with disapproval? There was just an incident with a chandelier and a shrieking portrait of a milkmaid, so I don't know whether to take the pack away or just give the perpetrator a severe talking-to.
    Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
    5:07 pm
    Gryffindor first through third years, please be prepared to accompany your prefects down to the common room after dinner for a discussion with Professors Weasley and Tonks on gender sensitivity and respect for each other's differences. If you have any questions you would prefer not to ask a prefect, you may address them privately with the professors at this time.

    [Guys Girls? Friends]

    Yo, have you seen my rack? I have AMAZING BREASTS. I am such a hot girl, what the hell. I need more bras, though. I want a lacy one. Does anyone have one I can borrow? Oi, you know what this means? I'M A LESBIAN. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

    A HOT, STACKED LESBIAN.
    Sunday, March 29th, 2009
    10:28 pm
    [Alex]

    Iris just told me she heartily approved of my sugarbun. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

    Oh hey, do we have any of those creamy pastry things stashed away? I know you always have some somewhere, but I've gone through all the usual hiding places and all I found were biscuits.
    Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
    1:59 am
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